Trying not to let friends know you’re asexual:
"Oh what a very pretty man. I like the way he has muscles. Makes you want to sex him right on the dick, am I right guys? Eh?"
Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love
the new asexual motto should be “too punk to fuck”
My Whole Family Thinks I’m Gay: A novel by every asexual ever
Nirvana - Sappy